This Is Why Netflix Is Better Than Having A Boyfriend


You Can Stay In On the First Date

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The dating scene can be such a hassle. First you have to arrange a date, then you have to plan it, then you have to argue over who’s paying, it’s stressful! But Netflix doesn’t care if you lay on the couch and eat ice cream, you can still have a great time with just Netflix and chill.

Netflix is Totally Okay if You Wear Sweats Every Day

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As if the stress of planning isn’t enough, every time you agree to a date it’s like you’re also signing up for hours of intensive beauty labor. But not Netflix. Break out that onesie and let that day-2 hair fly, Netflix thinks you’re beautiful just the way you are.

You Feel Like You’re Always Learning Something New From Netflix

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Most relationships start out pretty exciting, but eventually you reach a point where you feel like you’ve seen it all. Netflix uploads new content almost every day, and is always willing to share.

You Feel Totally Comfortable Crying In Front of Netflix

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Whether it’s your third time in a row watching The Notebook after a messy breakup or that scene in Making a Murderer that you thought was just so unfair, the tears are going to be flowing. But Netflix doesn’t judge, it’ll just autoplay the next episode and let you cry it out.

Your Friends Love Netflix

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It’s so hard introducing your boyfriend to your entire friend group and crossing your fingers that they all get along. Well your friends already know Netflix, and they love it just as much as you do!

Netflix Always Knows What to Say

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Sometimes you come home after a hard day and you just don’t want to talk to or see anyone. Leave it to Netflix to always leave your recommended list up and ready to go, and make your day a little brighter.

Your Family Loves Hanging Out With Netflix

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Family gatherings can be tough. You hate dealing with your racist Uncle, getting asked about the future, and being judged when you introduce you boyfriend to the table. Not with Netflix! Netflix can keep your entire family entertained for hours on end, and all your relatives will be extremely impressed as soon as they’re introduced.

Netflix Will Follow You to the Ends of the Earth

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Whether it’s Nepal, Tokyo, or just the corner of your bathtub while you have a soothing soak–as long as you have wifi, Netflix will be there.

Netflix Will Gladly Pick Up Where You Left Off

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Netflix understands that life gets complicated, and sometimes you might drift apart. But whenever your feelings for Netflix are rekindled, and you feel like you should finally finish up Orange is the New Black like you promised, you’ll always find Netflix picking up exactly where you left off. No hard feelings, no complications, just some good old media and the warm glow of true love (and the computer screen).


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