You’re probably familiar with the hunk of a man and actor, Ryan Reynolds. You’re probably also familiar with the beauty of a woman that is his wife and fellow actress, Blake Lively. (Hello, she is an angel!)
The two are definitely #CoupleGoals but Ryan has also claimed the title “Funniest Dad on Twitter.” If you aren’t already following Reynolds on Twitter, I guarantee you will after reading these tweets.
The celebrity couple has two daughters, James (the adorable voice in Taylor Swift’s “GORGEOUS” song) and Ines (adorable). Their two bundles of joy have inspired some of the best Twitter content from Daddy Reynolds.
Here we go!
Went to Disneyland because my daughter's obsessed with Mickey Mouse. She was so excited when I got home and told her.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) January 30, 2017
His humor has no limit…clearly.
Damn it's hard letting your infant daughter go somewhere alone for the first time. I was a total mess dropping her off at Burning Man.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) September 7, 2016
May his children have his same humor.
My daughter's only 6 months old and already drawing. I'd hang it on the fridge but honestly, it's absolute garbage.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) June 19, 2015
My daughter just sneezed into my yawning mouth. Seemed really fucking pleased with herself. Joke's on her. She'll have to bury me someday.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) April 16, 2016
He’s speaking truth though.
On our 6am walk, my daughter asked where the moon goes each morning. I let her know it's in heaven, visiting daddy's freedom.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) October 16, 2016
Is this a premonition?
My daughter love the @MileyCyrus song, "We Can't Stop" because she thinks it's about cutting the brake lines on my car.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) August 17, 2016
That true daughter love.
I'd walk through fire for my daughter. Well not FIRE, because it's dangerous. But a super humid room. But not too humid, because my hair.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) September 11, 2015
The mobile above my daughter's crib is just a whole bunch of NuvaRings. So she remembers how lucky she is.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) October 20, 2016
Being a father is the single greatest feeling on earth. Not including those wonderful years I spent without a child, of course.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) July 22, 2016
Being a dad sounds like a blast!
Got totally messed up on probiotics last night and digested the fuck out of dinner.
Having a kid doesn't stop this party train.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) August 28, 2015
Totally caved and tossed my daughter the keys to the car. She looked really happy as they bounced off her tiny infant face.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) June 12, 2016
The real struggle of only watching shows for children.
I watched Frozen without my two year old this morning. Despair reveals itself in many forms.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) November 9, 2016
And last but not least.
My kids tried to surprise me for my birthday this morning. I totally heard them coming and snuck out to start a new life somewhere else.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) October 23, 2017
But let’s be honest, Blake digs it.
Happy birthday, baby. pic.twitter.com/TysO4F620D
— Blake Lively (@blakelively) October 23, 2017