Amazon Sells Reusable Fart Deodorizer Pads That Will Keep You Fresh On Taco Night
Next time your wife tells you you've got to pick up beans from the grocery store for the all-important family taco night, don't immediately plan to sleep on the couch because these fart pads have you covered. Welcome the future, it smells incredible.
Stop alienating everyone in your life with your powerful colonic bass drops with this godsend: reusable charcoal pads for your underwear. They cover the business zone and have got you covered through basically any social situation that involves the word "tex mex."
They're Your Little Secret
Newsflash: we all fart. Farting has run in your family for as long as you can remember and your father never misses an opportunity to practice that tradition, whether it's the appropriate time or not. We shouldn't feel embarrassed about it, but we still kind of do and that's okay.
The Subtle Butt reusable gas neutralizers are the discreet protection your family needs from your ancestral practices by slipping over your underwear right where it matters most. They're slim, sporty, and a great opportunity to practice your target practice for when your kids really get on your last nerve.
Your New Dinner-Time Accessory
The best part about these is that there's no best time to wear them because they're always a must-have. Whether it's at dinner, your kid's soccer practice, or the next PTA meeting, you can be confident these will keep you fresh. They won't stop the sound though, so don't gas yourself up.
The fabric is charcoal and antimicrobial so it absorbs smells, its back is sticky so you can stick it to anything, and it's reusable because it knows you're trying to reduce waste and save the turtles or whatever. Each pad gives you up to six months of reusable fart coverage, and honestly, it puts up with your gas longer than most relationships you've had.
