There Are People Who Have Bad Luck, Then There Are These People
Think for a minute about all the people you know. Is there one of them who is more unlucky than the rest? You know, the people who can't really catch a break?
It makes you wonder what they might have done to make the universe so mad at them...or wonder if luck is really just how the cookie crumbles sometimes. Keep reading to see a person who put way too much pepper on their eggs and a person who got stuck in a playground.
That Is A LOT Of Paint
We'd love to know how this even happened. All these workers are getting ready to paint this apartment building, then there's a big crash and BAM...paint everywhere. This is really going to put a damper on things.
I like how all those guys in fluorescent vests just accepted their fate and are staring at the mess without a plan in their minds. Maybe they can work smarter, not harder, and paint that whole parking lot white. The grey asphalt was getting kind of boring anyway.
Someone Call The Repairman
Do you ever wonder what repair people think when they see something like this? Have they just learned that sometimes it's best not to ask any questions about what happened?
How did this guy manage to fall through the floor? Aren't floors supposed to be sturdy? Well, this floor definitely wasn't sturdy enough. And this guy doesn't even look abnormally heavy or anything (although we can really just see his legs. Maybe his torso is massive).
So Close To Quitting Your Job
That would be devastating. Coming so close to winning the jackpot, only to have been off by one number. The moment you see this, you're heading straight to the fridge and grabbing a cold one. It may take you some time to recover from this loss since you were so close to quitting work for good.
We think this one might warrant taking a sick day the next day, because the recovery period is going to be pretty brutal.
That Snake Is Saying "No Thanks"
When are people going to learn that you should probably leave wild animals alone? That poor snake was probably just minding their own business and then BAM! They're being manhandled by someone.
The snake did the only thing that snakes know how to do when they feel like they're being attacked. He lashed out and bit this guy's nose. What else was he supposed to do? You would do the same thing if this guy tried to pick you up.
The Face Of Defeat
We all want to recapture our youth, and we all long for simpler days, but at what cost do we go after it? The cost is getting stuck in playground equipment and then having to wait for the fire department to come bail you out.
Not only does this look like a super uncomfortable position, but this would also be super embarrassing. Nobody wants to sit in a metal swirly thing while all of their friends laugh and take pictures.
We've All Done This At One Point Or Another
I'm all for a lot of pepper on your eggs, but this seems like a bit too much pepper. Do you just keep making eggs until the pepper gets used up?
Obviously, this guy went to shake some pepper on his eggs and the top of the pepper shaker fell off and now he's left with this mess. Do you think these eggs are salvageable? You could probably scoop some of that pepper off or eat around it.
That's A Look
Halfway through the day this guy looked down and saw that they ended up putting on two different shoes that morning. How tired would you have to be to not realize you only tied one shoe?
One shoe doesn't even have laces on it. How could he have messed up this badly? He must have been really tired that morning. This is pretty embarrassing. At least he found it funny enough to share with the internet.
What Kind Of Dog Is This?
We all love our pets, and sometimes that stops us from using our common sense. Like this person who just cut the grass and then let the dog outside to play and roll around.
This person has a green dog now. More specifically, they have a green dog who won't be let inside the house until they get hosed down really well. He's about to shake that green stuff everywhere. It's not going to be pretty.
Well, That Is That
What would ever possess someone to put ghost peppers in the microwave? And not just any microwave, but one that's for public use? Does this person want to watch the world burn? Or at least the mouths of their employees.
We didn't even know that putting ghost peppers in a microwave could cause this kind of chaos, but that's because we never thought there was a reason to put ghost peppers in the microwave in the first place.
Tasty For Sure
That's just what you needed first thing in the morning. A big old bird turd on top of your coffee. We can only hope that he was able to have a few sips before this happened.
It would have almost been better if the bird had pooped on his sweater or something. You can take off a sweater. You cannot take bird poop out of your coffee. Well, that's a good three dollars totally wasted.
Something Isn't Right Here
It took me a minute to understand that this picture is, in fact, wrong. They left the spatula on the hot tray and left the room, and then they were surprised when they came back to this.
That handle is completely melted. Oh well, it was a nice spatula while it lasted. Let this be a lesson to us all. Never leave plastic things on hot things. Plastic things melt when they're exposed to heat.
Happy Birthday To You
Nothing says happy birthday quite like setting your hair on fire with your own birthday cupcake candles. At least it will be one that she will never forget. Good luck topping that one next year.
Let's just hope that nobody got hurt and that her hair didn't look absolutely horrible after they put the fire out. This is a crazy thing to capture on camera. The whole house probably smelled like burnt hair after this.
Much Worse Than A Game Of Jenga
Good luck trying to bounce back from this. It's really worse than a game of Jenga. The only difference is that you actually have to clean up this mess, unlike picking up the pieces of the Jenga tower. And you know, there's the whole risk of salmonella involved here, unlike the fun party game.
You know what, working in an egg factory does apparently have its special struggles, and this sums up why you should be glad for the day you're having.
Mom And Dad Would Be So Proud
You just know that the kid probably did this on purpose, or at least said that they did. Wet cement is everyone's dream come true. You can be artistic and leave your mark for everyone to see.
Here we have a kid who failed to grind on the wet cement and left behind proof of his bravery for everyone to see. At least he got to leave his mark forever.
This Seems Like The Opposite Of A Mistake
To some, this may seem like a problem, but to others, having all these bubbles may seem like the greatest things of all time. How did he manage to do that?
We've heard of a bubble bath, but never a bubble shower. Maybe this guy has invented something new. He should patent it before everybody starts copying him. It looks like a happy little accident if you ask me. Although, how is he going to get all of those bubbles to go down the drain?
Poor Melted Duckie
The face on that duck pretty much sums up how we all feel when things don't quite go our way. You just kind of turn into jelly and accept it as it comes.
It must have been really hot that day. That rubber ducky looked pretty solid and now it looks like a pile of soup. Poor ducky. He didn't want to be left alone in a hot car. This is why it's so important not to leave pets and kids in hot cars.
Just Burn The Car Down
If you open up your car and see this, what do you do? The only correct answer is to destroy the car and try your best to move on with your life.
That is a black widow spider with a full egg sack. She is extremely venomous and pretty soon she's going to have thousands of little venomous babies. She killed the father of her own children. Imagine what she's capable of doing to a stranger.
He's Accepted His Fate
We would like to think that we are above using sun screen, but we are not. If you try and challenge the sun, you're going to end up like a lobster and in so much pain.
If you pick a fight with the sun, you're not going to win. The sun is a giant ball of super hot gas and we are mere flesh and blood. The sun is going to win 100% of the time.
What A Cool Look
You know, this isn't all that bad. I'm sure it will only be a matter of time before this catches on and the accidental spray paint thing will be a look.
It actually doesn't look all that bad. Let's just hope that the spray paint is washable (even though it probably isn't). Why do people leave full cans of spray paint just lying on the road? That isn't very considerate. Now this guy looks like he wants to be Goldmember.
RIP Rice Cooker
This is what happens when you think the rice cooker is clean and then you put it away and don't take it out again for months. It's not very appetizing now, is it?
This kind of makes us want to throw up. The only solution is to throw away the entire rice cooker. You could not pay me enough money to clean that thing out now. Just put it in the garbage and start over.
Well, That Is A Mess
Most of us know that plastic will melt if it gets too hot, but sometimes that logic escapes us when we are faced with an interesting situation. Like these people who tried to carry out old still-hot fryer oil in a plastic bucket.
As you can clearly see in this photo, the oil melted through the bucket and spilled everywhere. Now how are they supposed to clean up this mess? At least nobody got hurt.
Not The Lasagna!
Is there a worse feeling than getting your delicious dinner out of the oven and then spilling it all over the place? You should have just ordered delivery in the first place.
This person was so excited to eat their lasagna and now it's all over the floor. This person seems like the sort of guy who would just try to scrape it off of the floor and eat it anyway. I'm just getting that kind of energy from the all-caps.
I'd Give It An A+
What do you even say to your prof if you send them this accidentally? Like, "Sorry I sent you the best piece of work you're going to see this semester"? Or do you ignore it? I'm sure the professor had a good sense of humor about the whole situation.
It's not all that often you get a strange cat picture labeled as a literacy essay. This could be a once in a lifetime experience for him.
How Do They Not Know?
It really makes you wonder how you wouldn't notice that your phone is dragging on the outside of your car. Is this the one person in the world who doesn't check their phone constantly?
There's no way that that phone is going to be useable when this person finally realizes that they've been dragging it along the road for a good five miles. Let's hope that it's still under warranty. Otherwise, it's going to cost them a lot of money to replace.
That's A Lot Of Cheese
Here is a question for you: Why would you put an open bottle of Parmesan cheese in your purse with your computer and all your other electronics? There are way more questions here than answers.
Now there is parmesan cheese impacted in this laptop's ports. You can never get a USB cable or a charger in there again. I bet the people at the Genius Bar at Apple haven't seen a problem like this before.
What A Mess
Who would do this? Who would literally think that putting a dumbbell and a tube of toothpaste in the same box is a good idea? At least it would smell fresh.
I mean, it could have been worse. It could have been a tube of wart ointment or something that smells bad. Still, just put heavy things in separate boxes from easily squishable things. It doesn't take a genius not to ruin a tube of toothpaste.
Why Are Cats Such Jerks?
Cats are such jerks that sometimes they're even mean to themselves. Like this cat who thought it was a good idea to starting using their water bowl as a potty.
He has a perfectly good litterbox but he decided that the water bowl was a better place to do his business. Excuse me, cat, that is not a toilet. That's absolutely disgusting. Why doesn't this cat have any manners? Didn't his mother teach him not to pee where he eats?
This Is Like A Renaissance Painting
The dad sitting at the table is so unbothered by the situation, while the mom is freaking out and no one else knows what is happening yet. The calm before the storm.
I don't know what they were trying to do with that giant pot of macaroni, but you really shouldn't hold a pot of pasta upright like that. This isn't Dairy Queen. Just put the pot down and serve it with a spoon like a normal human.
This Is Why You Don't Drink Smoothies
See? This is why people who eat healthy should just not really bother. It's such a hassle, and smoothies are terrible to clean up. If this person just made eggs and bacon, this wouldn't happen.
This person tried to pour a smoothie into an upside-down glass. They must have been really tired that morning. It's a good thing they realized before the whole carton of smoothie ended up on the table. Is this still drinkable?
That's Just Rude
There is a fine line between letting someone down easy and just being plain rude. Especially if it's with someone you've just met on the internet and you don't know that well.
If you're trying to get a date, and you've matched with someone on a dating service, don't insult their singing right away. Give the relationship a little bit more time to develop. You probably also shouldn't send seven second voice clips of your horrible singing voice to potential suitors either.
An Unexpected Visitor
This person was on a conference call with their work when a duck decided to wander through their kitchen. There are worse home invaders to have, but it's still worrisome.
At least that conference call was a little bit more interesting than it would have been if the duck hadn't walked in. She just had some ideas about the new project that she wanted to run by the team. Also, she was looking for food.
Guess They'll Just Have To Wait
How did this even happen? You would think if you were going to climb up on the roof you would make sure that you were able to get back down safely.
This guy got up to the roof safely, but then his ladder fell down so now he's stuck up there until somebody can come along and rescue him. At least the ladder didn't fall while he was on it. That could have been really bad.
He Totally Regrets This Decision
When this guy signed up to be the model for some stock photos, I'm sure he didn't think that they were going to be used on bus ads about how to catch a predator.
Now he's the face of sex offenders. Well, I guess that's what happens when you put your face out there for random people to use. You never know how they're going to use it. Think about this guy the next time you consider posing for stock photos.
That Poor Puppy
To us, this seems like a super cute dog in a unicorn costume, but to the dog, it probably feels like they're having one of the worst days ever. You can feel smothered by love.
Hopefully, these dog owners took pity on this poor creature and took the unicorn horn off of her right after they took this picture. She doesn't look like she likes playing dress-up. She does look super cute in her unicorn costume, though.
Of All The Rotten Luck
This person dropped their frap just as it was handed to them by the barista. That would just make you feel like the world is out to get you and nothing is good.
At least the barista saw everything that went down. Maybe they'll get another Frappuccino for free? We can only hope that Starbucks would be so kind. Hopefully, she'll be a little bit less clumsy this time. We should all hold onto our Frapps a little bit tighter.
Talk About Being Snowed In
Knowing this person's luck, they text their boss this picture to tell them they were snowed in, and their boss told them it wasn't a good enough excuse and they should figure it out.
This person must live in a basement apartment. We've seen heavy snowfalls before, but we've never seen a person get snowed in who lived on the main floor. The snow even has an imprint of the apartment number right in it.
Do You Ever Feel Like The Universe Hates You?
If letters are going to fall off, why does it have to be one that creates a word that makes you feel like you're a loser and now everyone is going to know?
If the "L" had fallen off, this car could have said, "fame" which wouldn't have been nearly as bad. It is pretty lame when things fall off your car, though. In a way, this new word is pretty accurate. It's also quite annoying.
The Irony Is Too Much
What kind of terrible day do those firefighters have to be having? They can't even keep their own fire truck from not being on fire. That day was just a write off at that point.
Did they need to call in a different fire truck to put out the first fire truck? And what if the next fire truck catches on fire? Is it a never-ending cycle of disaster? Let's hope not. This picture is the definition of irony.
That Says It All Right There
Do you know what would make me stressed out? Knowing that I now had to wipe a bunch of lotion off the floor. You know that that spot is never going to not feel sticky again.
That was a pretty good lotion too. Quick, roll around in it so it doesn't go to waste. At least the floor is going to smell pretty good for a while. Although, this seems like the opposite of "stress relief."
Choices Were Made
This is why they tell you not to hold your things over the animal enclosures at the zoo. You might as well just cancel your phone plan because you're not getting that one back.
What is a crocodile going to do with an iPhone you ask? He has a lot of important calls to make and Zoom meetings to attend. He's a busy sort of reptile. He also likes to steal things. Don't judge him.
How Do You Not Notice?
Let's just hope that someone didn't have to go and pour this over their cereal to figure out the error that had been made. That's a lot of glue and you probably shouldn't eat it.
Why would anybody put a carton of Elmer's school glue in the fridge? This is just asking for trouble. It doesn't need to be refrigerated. Leave it somewhere where nobody will think it's milk. It has a cow on it too.
I've Never Seen Anything Like It
This restaurant charged this person by onion right. Like per single onion ring. Imagine getting a $20 bill for onion rings? It doesn't seem like it should add up to that, but it does.
Do you know how much a single onion costs? Not even a dollar. Do you know how many onion rings you could make out of a single onion? At least 20. Probably even more. Onions have layers, you know. So many layers.
Oops, That's Not Grass
This is why people shouldn't be allowed to drink while they are playing golf because stuff like this happens. That being said, would anyone play golf if you couldn't drink? These people thought they were driving their golf cart onto a nice patch of grass and they ended up driving straight into a pond.
Well, I guess that marks the end. of their golf day. Although to be fair, there is a lot of algae on that pond.
First Day On The Job, Paint Truck Crashes
Nobody would ever expect this to happen, especially if it's your first day on the job in the contracting industry. Clearly, this newbie forgot to close the paint lids and all hell broke loose afterward.
Who cares about the truck, he's going to need a bath more than once over the course of the week. Actually, this will probably take about a dozen baths... it looks like the paint really worked its way everywhere.
Friday Night Is Ruined Thanks To This
Every pizza fanatic's nightmare becomes a reality. You and your friends get excited about the pizza you just ordered. Once it comes, the second you open it, all the cheese is ripped off, mainly because it's too hot to eat.
This is the result of tearing into the box too fast without letting it cool. All the toppings come off in one fell swoop. This is sadder than the ending of Titanic.
Insurance Won't Be Too Happy About This
Once you call insurance and tell them what happened, they're gonna think twice about what you said. Nine expensive cars were tipped over and they probably cost more than this guy's salary.
Just think about the people who had already bought the cars — they are going to be so devastated about this. Not as devastated as the guy who was driving the truck, though... he's definitely not having a good day at all.
The Moment You Regret Not Buying Your Parents' Car
When your parents are looking for a new car and they offer you their current one, TAKE IT. No matter what it is or how ugly or unappealing it might be.
This is one of the main reasons that most people don't want to deal with taking public transportation. Nobody wants to see that and clearly, the look on the girl's face just reeks of instant regret. And horror. Regret and horror.
Welcome To High School, Freshman
You're probably asking yourself, how did this happen? Well, this guy probably annoyed his sister's friends, who happened to be seniors. This poor freshman got the initiation most ninth-graders fear the most. Even the cop can't take this seriously, it's just too funny. It'll take hours for all that tape to come off.
We hope this guy, or his sister, knows that WD-40 is really good at removing adhesive. He's going to need something like that.
Spider, Can You Hear Me?
A lot of people have a fear of spiders. It's their eyes and legs that creep out people the most. She doesn't know it yet, but once this spider crawls around near her face, she'll be screaming louder than anyone going into labor. After this, she's not going to want to tan ever again.
Really, even someone who doesn't have a problem with spiders would probably be pretty creeped out by this!
He's Going To Need A Lifetime Supply Of Jocks
A ceremonial first pitch at this Red Sox game really, really didn't end well. The ball made its way towards the photographer and hit him in the sensitive area. Sure, he's going to have to wear a jock after that, but at least the pitch didn't come from a hard-throwing arm like Chris Sale.
Is the pain even worse when there's a huge audience involved? We're willing to bet that the answer is yes.
